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Re: [情报] Johnny Baseball

2019-03-05

Dee: “Hahaha that’s great. Ok so we’re gonna draft you, but it’s nothing serious. All you have to do is is send out a tweet. Nothing more. Oh, make sure to thank us in the tweet.” Dee:哈哈哈,好极了。我们绝对可以登上ESPN或者Deadspin的版面。利大于弊啊。噢,对了,记得在推特上感谢我们唷。 Byrnes: “If this is about the uniforms I told you I don’t fucking care.” Byrnes:如果是跟球衣有关,我跟你说过了,我他妈的一点也不在意 Dee: “Dude I know. It’s not that. Chill.” Dee:老兄,我知道啊,不是那件事,镇定镇定。 Manziel: “Yeah, Cleveland’s whatever. I got a good hookup already so, yeah, I’m straight.” Manziel:对啊,克利夫兰的什么队。你好吗? Manziel: “Um, ok I guess. Who’s this?” Manziel:我想还不错,你是? Byrnes: “Josh Byrnes, Padres General Manager. Look I just wanted to call to congratulate you on being drafted.” Byrnes: Josh Byrnes,教士队的GM。这百分之百都是事实,我保证。重点是我们选上了你,不过你不用想的太严肃。我们送你一套免费的球衣。 Josh Byrnes: “Geez, dad, let me just finish this game of Madden.” Josh Byrnes:拜托,至少先让我打完这场比赛吧! (Madden EA SPORT推出的美式足球游戏) *Byrnes loses 49-21* Byrnes最后以49-21不幸败北 Byrnes: “What do you want.” Byrnes:你有何贵干? Dee: “Ok, so I was up late last night and came up with this crazy idea. It’s a little out of the box, but I think you’re gonna dig it.” Dee:我昨晚开夜车,一个疯狂的想法突然蹦出我的小脑袋。听着,我今天邀请了四个女孩,你不介意直接讲重点吧。就这样,不会更多。每个人都会讨论这个话题。 Manziel: “Ok, cool. Hey do you know how to spot syphilis?” Manziel:酷喔!嘿,你知道怎么样检验梅毒吗? Fin http://padrespublic.com/avenging-jack-murphy/a-very-important-conversation-sort-of/ -- ※ 发信站: 批踢踢实业坊(ptt.cc), 来自: 123.240.90.37 ※ 文章网址: http://www.ptt.cc/bbs/MLB/M.1402580936.A.EC1.html
seto:小强尼果然人红是非多 06/12 21:52
JessKB24:XDDDD 真的是XDDDDDD 06/12 21:52
condition0:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/12 21:55
cd12631:XD 06/12 21:57
bestteam:很难想像这是GM会说出的话 06/12 22:21
mrkey:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/12 22:34
mrkey:不过 Manziel 的确就是这样子的人, 完全无误XDDDD 06/12 22:35
leoturkey:XDDDDDD 06/12 22:37
BambooIL:XDDDDDD 06/12 22:50
GP01:这GM是哪招?小强尼能闪过大批突破自家O-Line的球员攻击吗? 06/13 00:20
wahaha5678:靠杯XDDDD 06/13 00:28
newest:WTF XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/13 00:30
fetoyeh:靠北 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/13 09:29
nolander:沙小XD 06/13 09:35
maxspeed150:WTF XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/13 11:20
sonnyissonny:没想到竟然在MLB版能看到梅毒二字XD 06/13 16:50
OneCell:XDDD 06/13 18:24          。对了,我是直男。这也许超出计画之外,但我认为你应该去做。选了他,我们会得到疯狂的回贴和赞。 Johnny,你好吗!听着,我是Mike Dee,记得吗?你帮我们开过球。我预订了一场美好的性爱趴。 Dee: “Listen listen you’re not thinking this through. We’re gonna get mad retweets and likes. Everyone’s gonna be talking about it. We’ll definitely make Espn and probably Deadspin. There’s no downside.” Dee:给我仔细听好了,你想的没我周到。 Dee: “Imagine what the reaction would be if we drafted him! It’d be great publicity and we already have a picture of him in a Padres hat.” Dee:想像一下如果我们选了他引起多大的回响!我们可以得到很大的曝光率,而且我们已经有了一张他戴着教士球帽的照片 Byrnes: “Are you fucking high? No, shut up I’m not drafting him. Leave me alone.” Byrnes:你他x的高潮了吗?闭上你的嘴,我不会选他,让我一个人静一静。 Byrnes: “Dick.” Byrne:切. Dee: “Good, glad you’re on board.” Dee:很好,我很高兴你跟我站在同一线 *24 hours later* 24小时过后 Dee: “Get Manziel on the phone.” Dee:快给Manziel打通电话 Byrnes: “Dick” Byrnes:切 *ring* *ring* *ring* 铃.铃.铃 Johnny Manziel: “Yeah what” Johnny Manziel:有事吗? Byrnes: “Johnny, this is Josh Byrnes. How are you doing?” Byrnes: Johnny,我是Josh Byrnes。 Byrnes: “Well, I’m excited to inform you that we’ve drafted you too! Congratulations!” Byrnes:嗯,我很高兴通知你,我们也选上了你喔!恭喜! Manziel: “Uh, cool thanks. I’ve never played hockey, though. Is that a deal-breaker?” Manziel:酷耶,谢谢啦!不过我从来没打过冰上曲棍球。你唯一要做的是发出一则推特。 Dee: “Ok, remember when we had Johnny Manziel throw out the first pitch last year?” Dee: ok,你记得去年我们邀请Johnny Manziel开球吧 Byrnes: “Not sure where you’re going with this but I don’t have anything better to do.” Byrnes:我不知道你现在提起这个是要冲三小,我无可奉告。没得商量吗? Byrnes: “No Johnn-” Byrnes:不…Johnn- Dee: “Give me the goddamn phone. Johnny! Hey what's up! Listen, this is Mike Dee, remember? You threw out the first pitch for us. We gave you a bunch of free shirt. C'mon, we had a great night!” Dee:”把那该死的电话给我”。 Byrnes: “Fine, whatever. I’ll draft him in the 40th round or something.” Byrnes:无所谓啦!我会在第40轮选他 Dee: “Uh no. Take him before the 30th.” Dee:不,在第30轮以前选他 Byrnes: “What fucking difference does it make anyway? You know what, I’m not doing it. How ’bout that?” Byrnes:这他妈的有什么差别?你知道吗?这种事我不干,你有意见吗? Dee: “How ’bout I’m your boss and the team you put together is playing like shit.” Dee:我是你上司,有意见吗?而且你组织的球队现在打得跟个大便一样。 Come on,我们有过美好的夜晚。 Manziel: “Yeah sure. Look I have like four girls here, you mind getting to the point?” Manziel:我了。听着,我打电话是为了恭喜你被选上了。 *Mike Dee enters Josh Byrnes’ office* Mike Dee走进Josh Byrnes的办公室 (Mike Dee 教士队CEO, Josh Byrnes 教士队GM) Mike Dee: “Jesus Christ you’re playing Playstation again? Turn that off I want to talk to you about something.” Mike Dee: 我的老天啊,你又在打PS? 把那东西关掉,我要和你商量一些事情。 Byrnes: “Ok what’s your idea.” Byrnes:好啊!有屁快放